FAQs about The Random Obama Lie Generator
Q: Just what is The Random Obama Lie Generator?
A: It is a webpage. One which dispenses lies about Barack Obama. In a random fashion.
Q: The quality of this web page is sort of weak, like it was written back in 1997. What's up?
A: I'm going old school. Be thankful I didn't include a dancing icon and the Benny Hill Theme in MIDI format.
Q: I'm tired of hitting that big red button. How can I get a printable list of all the lies that I can paper my bird's cage with?
A: Sigh. Alright, go here.
Q: Why are you doing this?
A: Because I decided the lies about Obama making their way around the Internet today are worn and lack pizzazz. Some are as many as two years old! Ten hours and half a bottle of scotch later, this was the result. If you are too lazy to come up with your own lies, I created this service for you. Use it in your noble cause of spreading horse manure and looking every bit the gullible village gossip.
Q: Are these for real?
A: This is a satirical research tool. These are lies about Obama, not by him. That being said I expect its accuracy to still be no less than that found in say, the Fox News room.
Q: Why this long-winded Disclaimer? Won't people realize these are fake?
A: One would think, yes. But you saw what happened to the New Yorker.
Q: Are you actually an Obama supporter?
A: Yes, thus the satirical nature of this publication. I fully support Barack Obama, just as I fully expect to be one of the ones he spares once ascending to power. But seriously, here are some true lies (an oxymoron I know) that need stomping out: Fight the Smears
Q: Do you Hate America?
A: Only on April 15th.
Q: What if I decide to pass these on to my relatives in Cleveland as real?
A: Then you will have fallen into my trap.
Q: I am interested in reading more of your drivel, purely out of a sense of morbid curiousity. Where can I do so?
A: That would be at this horn of plenty: www.snowedinbunker.com. I created the blog to try to gain attention for a novel I'm trying to have published. With readership at the blog remaining low, I created this site in hopes of driving the blog readership. If this site doesn't get noticed, I'm considering commiting a fairly serious crime in hopes of gathering attention to this site, then to the blog, etc, in a lady-who-swallowed-the-fly series of artistic efforts.
Q: I have some spare anthrax I'd like to dispose of. Do you have a mailing address?
A: Would you settle for this instead? email
